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MY THOUGHTS AS I GO ALONG THIS TRAITOROUS PATH

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  • Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
  • Boy: I know.
  • Girl: I love you!
  • Boy: I love you more!
  • *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
  • Girl: Where is he?
  • Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
  • Girl: (Starts crying)
  • Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
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I FUCKING LOVE HOW THEY ALL GO TO THE EDGE LIKE “Oh shit. Did they die?”
the one that doesnt move nigga just stretch his neck to look over
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kayg-dot:

life-slip-ups:

this has to be the most odee thing ive seen all week

No lie. I legitimately think that kid died. 

-I Laughed So Hard That Everyone In My House Just Woke Up Good Night Tumblr Lmfao.
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